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Eight: In the old days, it was common, and common sense, to say that, if you sleep with someone, you are also sleeping with everyone he's slept with.Nowadays, it's common sense to remember that, if you sleep with someone who's in a 12-Step program, you are also sleeping with everyone in his Home Group.If you're not a good match (and dates are like new restaurants; about one in eight survive), you're both going to share that awkward moment of "Do I un-friend him or keep reading about his 'Why do I always meet losers? Four: Even though gay men love to label everyone, they despise being labeled.So whether he's a Bear, Twink, Twunk, Cub, Daddy, Dilf, Otter, Chub, Gym Rat, Gym Bunny, or any of the other zillion names we give one another, only address him in generic terms, like handsome, sexy, hung.Two: You're "Checking In" at the restaurant where you've made dinner reservations? Nothing like telling 5,000 Facebook friends the location of your intimate rendezvous.Three: Do not "friend" your date on Facebook before or after the initial meeting.This allows ample time for intimate kisses, exploring each other's body, and for the Cialis to kick in.Seventeen: Sadly, gay men are self-centered and narcissistic, so instead of talking about your abusive childhood upbringing and triumph over Legionnaires disease, read this piece over and over and out loud until I'm so happy I wet myself.
Sixteen: If, in the heat of the moment, you do find yourself in bed together after the date, remember to keep the foreplay going for at least 30 minutes.
If you're lying when you call yourself a "versatile top," either call it quits now or start working on your oral communication skills.
Seven: If he insists on taking "important calls" several times during your date, don't automatically think he's blowing you off.
If he's 22 years old and wears glasses and weighs 108 pounds and says "for some reason people tend to think I'm a Twink," feign surprise and say "men are so into labels." Then help him lift his martini glass to his lips and move on.
Five: If you're over thirty and at least four years older than your date, don't be surprised if he calls you Daddy.